1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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You just read this ..

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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