Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

This is a joke.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Who is John Galt?

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

I have a gay camel

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

whats yellow after cani...nathan

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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