The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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That is so fetch

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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