- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Poop!!

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

An irish man walks out of a bar

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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