Phew... it's gone.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

MySpace.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

whats 2+2? 4

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Stop Iran! We need the money.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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