- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

womens rights

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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