- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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