- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Soccer...

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Jayden Eccles

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

This is an anti-joke.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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