- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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