- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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