- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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