-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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chirs

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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