Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Loperson

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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