Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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