What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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How are you this morning?

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Har har hey

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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