Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

To mamas so fat shes fat

how long has dibey got left like :)

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

Fat people.

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

if you read this you are gay

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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