3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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