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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

what did the man say to the other man? hi

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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