you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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