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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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