- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Guess what? I like trains.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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