- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Women.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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