- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Im taking a shit right now.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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