people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Justin's life

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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