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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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