What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What's white and gluey Glue

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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