- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

My Nan, that is all.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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