What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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