What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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the midget went to the midget store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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