What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

The WNBA

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

my gramma died

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

anti-joke.ru - russian style

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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