What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

thumb_up thumb_down -10

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

thumb_up thumb_down -10

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops