What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

White NBA players.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

George W. Bush

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

how man

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Ily bae

seek beauty

Emily Walker.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Anti Joke

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