How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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