What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Two planes walk into an office building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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