What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Microwave

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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