- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Who is John Galt?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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