Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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im telling maguire

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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