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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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