Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Women's Rights

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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9/11.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Anti Joke

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