it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Jovan

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Anti Joke

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