- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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