- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Penis

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Antijokes...

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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