- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

say it ten times fast: oh

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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