- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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