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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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