Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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non poop

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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