Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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