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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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