Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Chuck Norris is dead......

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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