What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Tim likes girls

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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